I was reading my monthly Dilbert newsletter in my email and came across this. I thought it was very funny and accurately describes some of the random thoughts that go through my mind on an average day. So I figured I would share this with you lesser beings who are not a member of Dogbert's New Ruling Class. Just try and think optimistically :)
SUPER POWERS by Scott Adams
Do you ever have moments when you think you may have spontaneously developed a super power? This happens to me a lot. For example, the other day I heard some sounds in the distance and my first thought was I wonder if normal people can hear that? For some reason, I felt as though I had developed super hearing. I'm optimistic that way.
I also spend way too much time staring at objects and trying to make them burst into flames. I realize it's a long shot, but how do your really know unless you try?
I grew up reading Superman and Spider-Man comics, so I take for granted that sooner or later I'll have a freak accident that gives me a super power. It'll hurt when it happens, for sure, but it will be worth it. I just hope it's not a crappy super power, such as the ability to add long columns of numbers in my head, or the power to eat an unlimited amount of eggs. I want the kind where I can kill people and impress people and ultimately kill the people who refuse to be impressed. And the witnesses too, of course.
Apparently I'll be quite busy. So if it's not too much to ask, I'd also like a second freak accident that gives me the ability to secrete caffeine from my tonsils directly into my throat.
Hey, did you hear that?
1 comment:
That's cute, especially the part about impressing people. I think it's funny how we try to impress people or become embarassed around complete strangers. Their strangers, who cares, and if their your friends then who cares too. Let's face it the only one we really need to impress is ourselves. ~AMJ;)
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